that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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