i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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