walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
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You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Bring me that man meat
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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