and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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