let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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