I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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