he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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