She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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