I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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