There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Randomize
