Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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