So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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