Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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