if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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