why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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