so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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