Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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