Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
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Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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