My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
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It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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