I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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