So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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