what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
