Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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