Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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