i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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