never play flip cup with pint glasses
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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