GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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