I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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