that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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