I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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