Sponge bath it is.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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