You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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