I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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