Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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