Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
two words...techno handjob
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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