The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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