Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
As shirtless as possible
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I'm really busy with my period
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