I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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