So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I have post one night stand depression
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