Yo dont text me then not text me
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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