whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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