yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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