Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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