Whoa Z and x make the same sound
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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