Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
honey bunches of taint.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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