I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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