My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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