do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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