The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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