you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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