Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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