Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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