Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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