I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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